Mouser scale of Horror movies

Here is a preview of the new rating system I devised for all those horror movies I watch .

One Mouser.

(Yes I know you've seen this pic before, deal with it)

For movies that are so obscure and confusing that they just leave you feeling slightly less intelligent.

"Don't Look Down" (1973)

Two Mousers.

When a film was unintentionally funny or the character designated as the comic relief steals the show.

"Tremors" (1990)

Three Mousers.

Your chugging along and then WHAM a major plot twist no one even dreamed possible.

"The Sixth Sense" (1999)

Four Mousers.

These movies have lots of cringe worthy moments that make you want to crawl into the lap of the stranger sitting next to you.

"Poltergeist" (1982)

Five Mousers

So scary that even if you went to the theater with you preacher you will shout OMFG!! at the top of your lungs.

"Aliens" (1986)