Please note that I am just kidding. For those just joining me, my brain does not process the correct amount of the chemical serotonin. I have to have a little artificial help to stimulate production. I promise I am no danger to myself or those around me. Most of the time.
Since speed causes you to blow all your serotonin creating a "high" I have often wondered if I would just be immune. If it would have a null effect on me. One theory I am not going to test.
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
Since I just stopped taking my antidepressant/anti-anxiety pill, I found this to be a supremely funny post. I especially enjoyed #13!
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