This little guy wandered up into our yard. He was following a pair of ducks that I assume are a mating pair.
Every time the poor fellow tried to whisper sweet nothings in the lady ducks hear he got a beak full from her baby daddy. I had my own little soap opera in my front yard. So here is how I think it went down.
The lone duck, we will call him Wilburn, used to be with the female Val. But she went on a beyond borders kind of trip to help refugees in Canada
-Yes Canada, where do you think ducks go for asylum, Mexico?-
so anyways she was there with Dr. Stud when she hit her head and developed amnesia. She cannot remember her love for Wil and is being fed lies by Dr. Stud who has always had a thing for her. In a desperate attempt to win her back Wil has followed them on their date to the little bistro Chez Jackson, where you can get the best stale bread on the block. Wil is determined to win Val back but Dr. Stud beats him at every turn.
Unfortunately I do not know how it turns out because the show was canceled due to low viewership. I was the only viewer. SO how do you think it should end?
Any day now another female duck is going to show up - she will appear to want to be friends with Val, but of course Dr. Stud will have other ideas. Val will get wise to Dr. Stud's wandering eye, and go running back to long-suffering, always faithful, Wil.
ReplyDeleteWil gets some balls and beats the hell outta Dr Stud, grabbing Val and dodging the cops, they head overseas to live out their lives happily in some small and unpopulated lake. They have four ducklings and Val realizes Wil, while always having good intentions, is nothing more than your average duck, and so in her dreams of becoming a movie star, she takes the children to her mother's in Lake Tahoe and wanders to Hollywood where she will now star in the upcoming tale of a beautiful duck-heroine who saves the world from an invasion of martian geese. After this film bombs she will resort to low budget pornos to support her ailing mother and four ducklings who will need college money soon. Eventually, her director will fall in love and make her an honest woman, raising her above her co-stars and making her the biggest porn duck to ever hit the indutry. She'll send some money to poor, lonely Wil who never got over her leaving with a note that says, "Go buy a russian duck. Love ya, Vali Gurl".
ReplyDeleteThe End.